I tried to get Fallout to work and my PS3 said...
le playstation then crashed and corrupted the save so I’ve lost 74 hours of skyrim play I may be sick violently sick
Joe: who's the leader of the BNP?
Joe: oh yeah Peter Griffin
Me: no Joe, wrong thing, Nick Griffin
Joe: oh yeah, oops
Iain: hello sir, you alright?
Customer: no I'm half left
Me: *keels over with laughter*
Old ladies being weird and criptic
Lady customer: are you that girl from last week?
Me: I might be... It depends what you mean by that girl
Lady customer: *comes and looks at my thigh tattoo* yes you are that girl
Me: oh, that girl, ok, is that a good thing or a bad thing
Lady customer: no you please yourself
Martin is talking about him going into the jungle
where they practice for stuff with live ammunition and he says “don’t worry, more people die from free fall trees than being shot” either way my mother is now freaking out that in the process of learning how to save the world he’s gonna die via tree I’m pretty sure he’s gonna get shot in the ass or something
hi ho hi ho its back to work I go
I hate split shifts hatehatehate
I need a new riding hat and that means I either...
why is there no in between how is there not its just illogical
I feel sad, so I'm going to eat ice cream
problem is I feel sad coz I feel fat my life isn’t going where I want it to go the hairdressers made my hair look shit I live with my parents just urgh white girl problems
I want to buy my neighbours bitch mare
she’s a dick but an amazing jumper and le neighbour wants to sell her and I work at a stables and I know there’s a free stable there I want to buy her she’s only 15.2h but that’s not that little I want her I’m going to ask Acrecliffe how much livery is I want that bitch mare
there's a girl at the stables that always stands...
she’s nice but so annoying I keep telling her to stop touching me and I step away from her all the time basically I want her to get the message distance I like distance
so my dad has walked 100k in 29 hours with 3 other...
super proud of daddy reeds and I want the internet to be proud too be proud of my superhero daddy
well I just destroyed a nearly full tub of caramel...
why is ice cream so good?
poorly foot is poorly
ouch and ting
so today I taught my little 5 year old crazy girl,...
the adults was scary as hell but I enjoyed it am filthy and am riding tomorrow for something I don’t know what just something and I’m working at le pub tomorrow night I am gonna be knackered
Guy: do you smoke?
Guy: good coz it doesn't make you look cool
Me: oh its OK nothing makes me look cool
horribly lonely and bored
sometimes living in low snowdon really sucks the whole time I’ve lived here I’ve had to go to people people don’t come to me I don’t really blame them there’s not much to do here but it gets lonely was nice to have Si turn up yesterday made my day and now I’m just alone no friends no family too hot too full BLAH just BLAHHHHHHH
another bird just flew into the house, HOW ARE...
it was the wrong postman so Ella didn't get a...
just saved a bird that came crashing into my...
at 4.30 this morning my dad started a non stop...
how awesome is my dad? go daddy reeds go
Lang and Blake may be the best couple ever
Christina is without a doubt my super duper fave
Alex from Greys Anatomy looks like Diego from Ice...
I think I have OCD when it comes to...
someone make me stop eating
I truly can’t stop myself and I am so horrifically repulsed by myself
started Greys Anatomy because I don't know how to...
its the finale of pretty much everything at the...
what the hell am I supposed to do when I don’t have anything else to watch
hahahahahahahahahahahahah this episode of Glee...
everyone looks so weird